the other thought that went through my head was "let's be honest here, Conan is no Paul Sally"

2/27/2009
Conan O'Brien teaches my MET620 class. This morning J--- J------ from Columbkille was three minutes late to class and before he could even get to his seat Conan just walked over and started whaling on him. Beat him senseless, and then took his iPod and stomped it. I felt bad for him not just because of the injuries but because it was an old iPod and as an unfunded grad student it's not like he could just buy a new one.