the dumbest possible sports dreams

6/6/2010
Nick and I have finished our Sunday grocery trip and are walking out of the Safeway when I realize I forgot to buy tomatoes. Since the Blackhawks will not win unless I eat tomatoes tossed with vinegar during the first period, we rush back in to buy them.


6/7/2010
A Hallmark movie about the time Bobby Orr singlehandedly saved a sinking ship. Even before any other indicators that anything has gone wrong, you can tell the ship is about to sink because all the cakes on board start unraveling.